If you've never been to a kids rave then you've gotta go. They have all the decent rave shizzle you'd get in a proper night club, glow sticks, face/glitter painting, a decent DJ set etc...AND the best bit, a fully licensed adult BAR!
So we celebrated Vom-Fest 2017 on Monday evening. Haven't heard of it? It's awesome. In a nutshell, it involves hubbie going away on a work trip and a minimum of one of child vomiting everywhere...all night! Oh yeah, its just amazing!!!!! 😳
Wanna ticket to this much converted gig? Here are the conditions;
As per Vom-Fest rules, said child must cover everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) in spew repeatedly over a 12 hour period. To go hardcore, mummy must get absolutely no sleep whatsoever (not even a wink) and maintain a level of awake-ness throughout all duties the following day. To achieve the much desired Vom-Fest GOLD status (everyone wants it!) mummy must not loose her s@*t when daddy's flight home from Amsterdam is cancelled the following evening delaying his return by a further 24 hours.
Once all of these are successfully completed, you'll have a life time membership to this amazing Fest that will probably re-occur twice a year (but only if you're REALLY lucky!)
**warning*** VOM-Fest may be interspersed with cute picture moments (see example below) of Max-checking-his-sister-is-ok before the 'hardcore vom' phase. These will only become heartwarming 48 hours after the event when the arena has been stripped back and sterilized. ... See MoreSee Less
And I can't lie, I cried...quite a river if I'm honest. Not in front of Max I might add, just while I walked around the supermarket and in the car and in a cafe and for most of the afternoon until I picked him up. And school was ace obviously and I then cried some more, just for good measure.
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